July 30, 2012

Panties

I saw this at the mall the other day.



Okay, first of all, 17 countries? Is that a requirement for these panties to last two weeks? What if I only visited 13? The panties wont last? What if 16? I really am wondering if theres someone monitoring my travels when I have these panties on. And who the hell came up with the number 17 anyway?! Why not 2 countries, because its more appropriate. Better yet, why not just 1.

So many questions, I know, but seeing things like this up market shelves really intrigues me. I mean, think about it... Someone thought of this idea, proposed it, got an approval, came up with a prototype, and BAM!... its for sale. If something like this is marketable then I guess anything can.

If you are considering to buy these panties in the future, I suggest you pick at least SEVEN that are already in your closet and bring them with you on your travels.

Mind you, the panties cost $20.